Same old story.

The camera man catches up to the gang of Dolph Ziggler and Mark Henry showing that they are playing dance, dance revolution backstage in a dressing room. It then shows Tony Atlas walking in and walking up to the two that are dancing shutting off the game. They both frown and get mad instantly. Dolph doesn’t take to kindly to it so he decides to say something to Tony.

Dolph Ziggler: Hey who do you think you are? We were clearly playing this game.

Tony readjusts the tie on his suit before speaking.

Tony Atlas: Who do I think I am? I’m the guy who wants you to win this match stop quit lollygagging. I sure as hell did not come this far to see you two lose to a bunch of losers that call themselves wrestlers. Am I clear?

Dolph’s not taking too kindly to Tony’s words but just to save in argument he nods his head in agreement to Tony. Dolph picks up his Poland spring water bottle taking a sip from it before beginning to speak to Mr USA himself.

Dolph Ziggler:  Listen up Mark we can’t joke around tonight we can’t even slack. We have to try harder than we’ve ever tried before. I know that we will face each other if we win but still either way a victory if a victory no matter what the stipulation is.

Mark nodes his head wiping some sweat from his head from all the dancing and celebrating this he and Dolph were doing before the scene took place.  He also picks up a bottle of Poland spring but instead of a sip he decides to drink it all.

Dolph Ziggler: Good god man.

Tony Atlas: Big boys get thirsty.

Mark looks over and Tony with a facial expression like “Did you really just say that”

Mark Henry: Please tell me you just did not just say what I think you just said. You know it’s ignorant comments like that that’ll get you destroyed in the ring Tony I’d love to see you do what we do but stupid comments aside it’s time for a change in EBWF and we’re going to provide that change Dolph and I. Just because I’m facing Dolph tonight is not going to stop me from taking care of a bald sex addict, a larger than Jesus, a man that’s biggest accomplishment is a catch phrase. A stupid one at that “Woo woo woo”. I’m going to be completely honest with all of you only way I’m losing this match is if you kill me. I’m tired of not bringing home the biscuits. My mama told me when I was young “You can do anything if you work hard enough for it”. Well boys just you wait tonight my partner and I will be doing work. Not some half assed job either, we’re going to get the job done and that is one thing I can proudly guarantee.

Dolph has a rather confused look on his face.

Dolph Ziggler:  Is Val Venis even allowed to wrestle? I thought he was a sex offender just last night I saw him walk into a club of people and say hello ladies. I could clearly tell he was drunk because he was surrounded by only men. I guess whatever happens in Jersey stays in Jersey right Val?

Tony laughs for a couple seconds.

Tony Atlas: You funny young man you funny.

Mark Henry: I don’t often do this but just this time I thought I would for once even though I’m not very religious I’m going to pray. That’s right folks I am going to pray that I don’t knock all your blocks off so to speak. To the ignorant fans at home block is sometimes used as a nickname for head. C’mon Dolph, Tony bow your head and pray with me.

Tony Atlas, Dolph Ziggler and Mark Henry all bow their heads closing their eyes and locking hands.

Mark Henry: Dear heavenly father I ask of you to restrain us after we’ve won the match. We’re going to stay true to the three commandments father. Thou shalt not kill thou shalt not steal and thou shalt not fuck with us amen father.

The 3 of them all open their eyes and smile letting go of each other’s hands. Mark then drinks another bottle quickly finally cooling down.

Mark Henry: Free at last, free at last lord has mercy I feel free at last. It was the night of Easter Mark henry knocked all his opponents on their ass. Mark Henry and Dolph Ziggler slamming all of them a total of 1404 mass. All of our opponents got mad out of spite happy Easter to all and have a good fight.

They all nod their agreeing as the camera fades out again.