The camera man catches up to the gang of Dolph Ziggler and
Mark Henry showing that they are playing dance, dance revolution backstage in a
dressing room. It then shows Tony Atlas walking in and walking up to the two that
are dancing shutting off the game. They both frown and get mad instantly. Dolph
doesn’t take to kindly to it so he decides to say something to Tony.
Dolph Ziggler: Hey who do you think you are? We were clearly
playing this game.
Tony readjusts the tie on his suit before speaking.
Tony Atlas: Who do I think I am? I’m the guy who wants you
to win this match stop quit lollygagging. I sure as hell did not come this far
to see you two lose to a bunch of losers that call themselves wrestlers. Am I
clear?
Dolph’s not taking too kindly to Tony’s words but just to
save in argument he nods his head in agreement to Tony. Dolph picks up his
Poland spring water bottle taking a sip from it before beginning to speak to Mr
USA himself.
Dolph Ziggler: Listen
up Mark we can’t joke around tonight we can’t even slack. We have to try harder
than we’ve ever tried before. I know that we will face each other if we win but
still either way a victory if a victory no matter what the stipulation is.
Mark nodes his head wiping some sweat from his head from all
the dancing and celebrating this he and Dolph were doing before the scene took
place. He also picks up a bottle of
Poland spring but instead of a sip he decides to drink it all.
Dolph Ziggler: Good god man.
Tony Atlas: Big boys get thirsty.
Mark looks over and Tony with a facial expression like “Did
you really just say that”
Mark Henry: Please tell me you just did not just say what I
think you just said. You know it’s ignorant comments like that that’ll get you
destroyed in the ring Tony I’d love to see you do what we do but stupid
comments aside it’s time for a change in EBWF and we’re going to provide that
change Dolph and I. Just because I’m facing Dolph tonight is not going to stop
me from taking care of a bald sex addict, a larger than Jesus, a man that’s
biggest accomplishment is a catch phrase. A stupid one at that “Woo woo woo”. I’m
going to be completely honest with all of you only way I’m losing this match is
if you kill me. I’m tired of not bringing home the biscuits. My mama told me
when I was young “You can do anything if you work hard enough for it”. Well
boys just you wait tonight my partner and I will be doing work. Not some half
assed job either, we’re going to get the job done and that is one thing I can
proudly guarantee.
Dolph has a rather confused look on his face.
Dolph Ziggler: Is Val
Venis even allowed to wrestle? I thought he was a sex offender just last night
I saw him walk into a club of people and say hello ladies. I could clearly tell
he was drunk because he was surrounded by only men. I guess whatever happens in
Jersey stays in Jersey right Val?
Tony laughs for a couple seconds.
Tony Atlas: You funny young man you funny.
Mark Henry: I don’t often do this but just this time I
thought I would for once even though I’m not very religious I’m going to pray.
That’s right folks I am going to pray that I don’t knock all your blocks off so
to speak. To the ignorant fans at home block is sometimes used as a nickname
for head. C’mon Dolph, Tony bow your head and pray with me.
Tony Atlas, Dolph Ziggler and Mark Henry all bow their heads
closing their eyes and locking hands.
Mark Henry: Dear heavenly father I ask of you to restrain us
after we’ve won the match. We’re going to stay true to the three commandments
father. Thou shalt not kill thou shalt not steal and thou shalt not fuck with
us amen father.
The 3 of them all open their eyes and smile letting go of
each other’s hands. Mark then drinks another bottle quickly finally cooling
down.
Mark Henry: Free at last, free at last lord has mercy I feel
free at last. It was the night of Easter Mark henry knocked all his opponents
on their ass. Mark Henry and Dolph Ziggler slamming all of them a total of 1404
mass. All of our opponents got mad out of spite happy Easter to all and have a
good fight.
They all nod their agreeing as the camera fades out again.
